Shuddup

June 2013

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May 2013

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April 2013

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March 2013

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Things I Say While Driving

• Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
• Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
• Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going the speed limit. Why.
• Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
• Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
• Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
• Me: /dinosaur screams/
• Me: THE LIGHT IS GREEN. QUIT HOLDIN YOUR DICK AND GO!

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